Our Modest Proposal:

We modestly propose a Simple Six-Point Plan:

1. Outlaw plane travel

2. Outlaw meat-eating

3. Outlaw private motor vehicles

4. Outlaw coal power stations

5. Outlaw exports of uranium, coal and steel

6. Outlaw imports of unnecessary plastic objects 6a. Encourage exports of Dissatisfied Australians

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